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AA members demand that every day start two hours late.

two_latePrompted by the Pittsburgh Public Schools, who have chosen to start two hours late the day after the Super Bowl, several thousand local member of Alcoholics Anonymous have let it be known that they love the idea.

“If those snot nosed little kids and their parents can go in late because they’re hung over just one day a year,” Said Hank Blaustein of Lower Burrel, “Then we think that professional drinkers such as ourselves such get the same treatment every day.”

The AA said they will go to court on Monday to press their “2 Late” campaign, with the slogan, “It’s not just for drunks anymore!”

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