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RNC picks African-American Chairman. “Ball handling a major factor.”


steeleThe RNC elected former Maryland lieutenant governor Michael Steele, an African-American, as their new chairman today.

Republican insiders say that it was mostly his inside skills and ball-handling that tipped the decision in his favor.

“We saw what the other team did this past November, and we figured it was time we got with the program.” One RNC member said, “We needed a better game in the paint, and we just didn’t think we’d get that with some slow old white guy.”

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