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Zoo closed. Penguins, weather, to blame.

penguinYesterday’s ice and snow have left Pittsburgh Zoo officials scrambling to re-open, after the resident penguins “totally trashed” their enclosure.

“It looks like a dorm room from Slippery Rock in there,” said one animal technician.  “The penguins got a little too excited about the nice weather yesterday and apparently one or more of them slipped in a keg.  We hope to be re-open soon.”


Written by mytabloids

January 30, 2009 at 12:49 am

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