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Bla-gone. Will “start anew” in Louisiana.

blago_2After being ousted from the Governorship for trying to sell Barack Obamas’s Senate seat for personal gain, and banned from ever holding public office in Illinois, former Governor Rod Blagojevich said he will immediately move to Louisiana, “Where they appreciate guys like me!”

Louisiana Senator David Vitter, in a statement released today,  said he would gladly welcome Blagojevich to his state and would personally make sure the embattled pol “never spends a lonely night in our fine state.”

Written by mytabloids

January 30, 2009 at 8:18 am

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