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White House has new stimulus proposal for GOP

cattle_prodSince getting intense resistance from intransigeant GOP members of the House and Senate, the White House today indicated it might be willing to offer the GOP a “new, more exciting kind of stimulus.”

“We think this may be more effective than the intelligent discussions and even-handed bargaining we’ve tried in the past.” said a west wing staff member, who had been tasked with obtaining the Model 101 ProdMaster from a farming supply company in western Maryland.


Written by mytabloids

January 28, 2009 at 5:41 am

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