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Stunner! Steelers deny hormone use!

steeler_headOn the eve of the Super Bowl, the Pittsburgh Steelers front office today vehemently denied that illegal hormones, including estrogen, were being used by any of their players, despite photographic evidence to the contrary.

“That photo of Troy Polamalu was taken from an odd angle.  It’s just a trick of the lighting.”

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Written by mytabloids

January 28, 2009 at 10:43 pm

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