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NFL admits “Helmets mostly for logos”

helmetA new medical report shows that professional football players regularly suffer concussions which cause serious, lasting damage — which can lead to dementia and death.

When contacted by My Tabloids, an NFL spokesman said, “We understand the issue and can totally relate.  But all the players know that helmets aren’t meant to protect their brains, but to carry the shiny and colorful “brand image” of their NFL franchise into the homes of millions of consumers every weekend.”

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