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New job cut record! GOP says, “We can do better”

depressionOn Tuesday alone, more than 11,000 American’s lost their jobs as the second-worst financial meltdown in history continues to grow worse.  But, according to House Minority Leader John Boehner, “We could do a lot better than that!”  Boehner believes that, had John McCain been elected, “We probably could have lost at least 15 to 20-thousand.  Maybe more!”

“Unlike the Obama administration, we Republicans are “take charge” people…and even though we no longer control the Legislature, I’m determined to do all I can to maintain our reputation as the “pro-business” party….even if that meaning going out of business.”

When reporters asked for clarification, they were informed that Representative Boehner was back in his Ohio district, which was being auctioned off on eBay.


Written by mytabloids

January 28, 2009 at 8:39 am

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