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Blago fesses up: Obama’s seat was on eBay!

senate_seatUnder intense pressure, Illinois Governor Rob Blagojevich today admitted that he was indeed trying to sell Barack Obama’s seat, using eBay, where he had the former Senator’s chair described as “mint in box.”

“OK,” Said Blagojevich, “The MIB part was stretching the truth a bit, but it was his seat and I would have packed and shipped it really well.  You can check my feedbacks!”

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Written by mytabloids

January 26, 2009 at 8:06 am

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