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Palin next Salinger

palin_dronePublishing insiders say that Sarah Palin’s prose “simply crackles,” and that she has a “unique voice.”  All the more reason to think, they say, that she’ll write a brilliant first book and then permanently retire to a small New England town and never be heard from again.

According to a My Tabloids online poll, 89% of the public feels the same way, though most of them say they’d be more than happy to skip the whole “book part” and just have her go into seclusion today.


Written by mytabloids

January 25, 2009 at 7:12 am

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