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Pope gets own YouTube channel….

benedict…First video contains “totally awesome and hysterical” shots of “St. Peter,” The Pope’s male Labrador Retriever, fetching rosary beads and being reprimanded for lapping holy water from the Pontiff’s personal font. In the video, the camera cuts to the Pontiff, wearing an Old Navy T-shirt and a gaucho hat, wagging his finger and saying to the pooch, “You are a very, very bad boy, St. Peter!  You’re most certainly going to go to Hell if you keep that up!”  Then the Pope turns to the camera and winks, while St. Peter cowers in the corner.

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Written by mytabloids

January 24, 2009 at 6:43 am

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