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Cheney Jumps Into Natalie Dylan Auction

natalie_dylanInformed sources have told My Tabloids that Dick Cheney, flush from his earnings related to the war in Iraq and Halliburton, has upped the ante of an unknown Australian bidder and is now leading the pack to be “the first” to deflower supposed virgin Natalie Dylan, who is holding a well-publicized auction of her “goods.”

“That is the undisclosed place I want to spend some quality time in now” the former Veep was overhead saying.

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Written by mytabloids

January 23, 2009 at 5:48 am

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