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Caroline Kennedy “Clearly not qualified.”

caroline_2Rumors abound, but according to informed sources, Caroline Kennedy scrapped her plans to be the next Senator from New York State, after running into David Vitter and Larry Craig one day in DC.  “I suddenly realized,” Ms. Kennedy said, ” That I simply couldn’t live up to the standard that people like that have set.”

Oh, yea, and Uncle Teddy, too.”

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Written by mytabloids

January 23, 2009 at 10:15 pm

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