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First Circuit City. Now Gitmo™ Closes!

gitmoNewly minted President Barack Obama has signed an executive order which will lead to the closing of Gitmo in the near future.

Gitmo™ (also called Get Mo and Git More, in some markets) is a big box retailer, specializing in torture, interrogation and the illegal imprisonment of “enemy combantants.”

A White House spokesman said, “We really didn’t want to step into the market this way, but Gitmo was definitiely failing and there was no way a bailout of any sort was going to save them.

Approximately 500 prisoners and employees will lose there jobs.


Written by mytabloids

January 22, 2009 at 8:31 am

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