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Bush Leaves DC, Again.

bush_leaves“Out of an abundance of caution” former President George W. Bush returned to the District of Columbia today…and then immediately left again.

“We just wanted to make sure that he really was gone, once and for all.” said an unnamed source.

“You can’t be too careful about these things.”

A smaller, yet still quite enthusiastic crowd of onlookers once again jeered and applauded as Mr. Bush headed back to Texas.

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Written by mytabloids

January 22, 2009 at 10:01 am

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