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Inaugural Poem Re-written This Morning

The long, magnetsrambling inaugural poem of Elizabeth Alexander was actually finished late last night, but had to be hastily “re-written” this morning “in about fifteen minutes” after her dog Rusty knocked it off her Sub-Zero refrigerator.

“It’s more or less the same,” said the noted poet, after reattaching the magnets to her fridge, “But hey, it’s poetry, so who the hell would know!”


Written by mytabloids

January 21, 2009 at 12:47 am

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