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Bush Back In Waco: Will “Pick Up Where Koresh Left Off”

koreshFormer President George W. Bush returned to Waco, Texas as a nominally “normal” citizen late today, after handing over the reigns of the United States government to Barack Obama.

Not one to “dilly dally” around, Bush immediately announced that we will “pick up where David Koresh left off” and will “move past” his simple brush clearing activities of recent years and start up a “seriously kick ass cult!”

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Written by mytabloids

January 21, 2009 at 9:22 am

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