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On eve of inauguration, McCain and Obama wed

obama_mcccainCalling it the “ultimate expression of bipartisianship” President elect Barack Obama and former rival John McCain wed today.  Friends called the simple private ceremony, held at a secluded gay club in Adams Morgan,  “moving.”

The only statement released by the incoming President was this;  “When I said change was coming, what the hell did you think I was talking about, anyway?”


Written by mytabloids

January 20, 2009 at 9:38 am

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