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Cheney Scores Prime Parking Space at Inauguration

wheelchairVice President Dick Cheney, whose Doctors claim “injured his back while moving,” will be one of the lucky few to get a handicapped parking space for the Inauguration.

Cheney, who is now in a wheelchair, will be able to park very near the dias and have a great view of the incoming President as well as a clear shot at any of his friends who might wander by.

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Written by mytabloids

January 20, 2009 at 9:04 am

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