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P-G Throws in the towel

you_make_the_callWhen the lives of over 150 people hung in the balance and the heroic efforts of hundreds of New York City’s Finest, along with ferry boat operators and others came to the rescue to save them from certain death in the frigid waters of the Hudson River, the REAL news in Pittsburgh, where the US Airlines is a major employer, was that two sea lions at the Pittsburgh Zoo were holding up a Terrible Towel™  

 

Editors were quoted as saying, “Hey, did anyone from New York ever buy any advertising with us?”

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Written by mytabloids

January 16, 2009 at 9:22 am

Posted in Pittsburgh an 'nat

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